ex-girlfriend: hah, pretty sad u have to send out a message to everyone who knows u hoping one will call and make plans



Auto response from me: i'm taking a nap, call me, cause i want to do something!



ex-girlfriend signed off at 11:31:02 PM. (just after i wake up and check my away messages)



my response to that...

- fuck you, perhaps this is why i broke up with you in the first place.



note: this conversation wasn't change and was taken in its entirety, only the screen names have been changed.



and love is only sex misspelled if it is really good sex.... really good :)